- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

speak now or forever hold your pee

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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