What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Anti Joke

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