- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Basically copying you.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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