- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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