A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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