- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

the holocaust

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Cancer.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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