- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Skrillex.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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