What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

yolo your orange looks orange

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Women's rights

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

An Asian with a big dick.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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