What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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A sober Irish individual.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Justin beiber..

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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