What is the name of the car? What

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

woman's rights

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Life

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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