Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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suck my balls mr.garison

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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Cinema greatest shit final, anime and videogames dont translate well into movies edition: One day... a young man named Tyler Reed, is chased by the notorious bully named Peter Ganondorf... Just then... he coincidentally utters "I AM THE LINK!" And a great lightning bolt strikes him... Tyler Becomes THE LINK! As for Peter Ganondorf... he became a pile of burning ashes... But Just then THE LINK, gets contacted by Jessica Fairy! And receives a important message... The evil Dr.Bullshitious has destroyed the connection without earth and planet Zelda! And that is bad... BECAUSE! Can Tyler Reed use his powers of lightning fast flight, and collect the TWO pieces of the mystic "triforce" to earn the ultimate weapon? The Master gun! Most importantly, can he become THE LINK between Planet Zelda and Earth? *Shows random shots that you cant make shit of like those movies you know suck just from the narration* ZELDA: THE LINK TO PLANET EVOLUTION! Moral: Still better than Dragon Ball Evolution...

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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