- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

a blond girl walks into a bar

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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