- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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