- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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