- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

women's rights

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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