i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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a black man pays his child support

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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