- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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