knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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lewis=cardiac

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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