What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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I <3 Hitler

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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