Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

My name is me I like fired chicken!

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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