- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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