I work at jcpenny

Wait! hundred billions!

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

My Butthole.

I'm sn otter

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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