- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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