- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

every knight i see an owl at window

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

being sober in a bar fight

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

You know what's funny? Rape

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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