- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

i lost the game

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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