What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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