- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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