Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Robin, get in the batmobile

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

mexicans fishing

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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