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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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