- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Please? No.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Flowers are colors Love me

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

once you go black your credit goes wack

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

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