- Anti Joke

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Shea's sty....

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.