- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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