Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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I? Everett

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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