- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

A dog was barking at a tree

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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