How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Terraria

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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