99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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