Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

you...

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Knock Know! Come in!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

your mom.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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