Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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