What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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One below was by me: Walter H

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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