- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Steve Jobs is alive.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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