- Anti Joke

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

You bumder!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

So a horse walks into a barn.