- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Knock knock

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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