Wigan.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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