- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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