Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

JUST KIDDING^

hola said the chinese man

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Anti Joke

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