- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

no pun intended

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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