- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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