Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

kaite is dumb that is true

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What did the car do? CRASH!

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

baskets

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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