- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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