Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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A man walks into a bar

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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tee hee

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Y u do dis?

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Then there is silence and a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "I shot in the air and my friend heard it and moved. I think he's still alive." The operator says "Good that means he's still breathing and he's not dead."

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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